CPR for a Bad Mood

CPR (Crabby "Patty/Patrick" Resuscitation)

It's CPR in reverse. You lightly perform compressions (push down) on the mouth and then begin a set of rescue breathing (blowing raspberries) on the individual's belly. Repeat until individual is happy. Works every time :)

Something Tickles Prank

Try this one out on the kids:

Go up to them and say laughingly "Something tickles."

When they say, "What is it?"

Say, "ME!"

Then tickle them!

From the book: Hooray for Amanda and Her Alligator - by Mo Willems

Two Legged Cat Joke

Why did the two legged cat suddenly stop?

Answer: She looked down and realized she had 2 paws (to pause) :)

Animal Pranks on the Ark

Animal Pranks on the Ark

From: Inherit the Mirth

Joke: Salt Water Fish

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze. :)

"Dad Life"

Knock Knock Joke

Person 1: Knock, knock.                Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Interupting Cow.              Person 2: Interupting Cow wh....
                                                    Person 1:                         mooooooooooooo!

PCCA Father - Wesley Bond "Hope others enjoy; this one always gets a laugh @ our house."